Vuvuvula impaction can be dangerous!
Although this is currently only a problem in South Africa health authorities should look for a dramatic rise in cases of Sudden Vuvuvula impaction. Doctors in Florida should be on high alert during the Marlins - Rays game and Doctors in ERs near sports bars carrying the world cup matches should also watch for this terrible malady. The impaction can occur when a Vuvuzela horns are forcibly shoved into the oral cavity of the person blowing the horn, thus impacting the Uvula, possibly the adenoids and tonsils as well. Depending on the force used and the degree of inebriation or irritation of the person or object used to force the offensive vuvuzela into the oral cavity. Dentists and Maxillofacial surgeon numbers should be kept handy in the event of an extreme impaction, especially those with locomotive force exertion or vehicular based insertions due to the possible compromise of the jaws and teeth.
In the event that the vuvzela is inserted in an alternative cavity, it is recommended to have a surgeon and proctologist available for consultation.
Please post this at your doctor's office and anywhere that world cup matches are shown without a vuvuzela horn filter, because comic relief may be needed in these situations!
